Pmarc App - The Premium Tweetstorm Tool for Twitter

Pmarc App is the tool that the pros use to compose and publish their long form tweet storm rants on Twitter. With a simple to use and easy to understand interface, you will find yourself storming the beaches of Twitter like never before. Keep reading below the fold to learn more about why you should use Pmarc App...

---- Why use Pmarc App? ----

Sure Pmarc App is a premium app, but what is your time worth and what are your other choices for tweet storming?

1/ You could jot your thoughts down in a musty leather bound journal that smells of rich mahogany and have your secretary transcribe them for you, but that is so yesterday.
2/ You could fire up your computer and edit your tweet in your favorite text editor, but then you still have to figure our how long each tweet is.
3/ Alternatively, like many of us have done for many years, you can use Twitter itself to type each tweet and then save it to a note, but we have all inadvertently hit the "Post" button rather than copying and pasting correctly. How embarrassing is that?

Look, the fact is that until now there has just been no elegant way to compose long form tweet storms for Twitter. What used to take you 30 minutes is now possible in 5. What a time saver! If your time is worth as little as $20.00 per hour, Pmarc App will pay for itself with just a single use!

----- Who uses Pmarc App? ----

We dont know because we dont have access to your data. Although the app requests Twitter access, all data is stored locally on your device until you publish it. Whether you are the Pope, the President of the United States of America, or just a verbose venture capitalist with a point of view, you can rest assured that your use of Pmarc App remains confidential.

---- When would I want to use Pmarc App? ----

Here is one common use case that we see quite often:

Imagine that you have just taken a seat at the local cafe on University Avenue in Palo Alto. Admire the shine of your penny loafers, the crease in your khakis and the smooth feel of your custom tailored sky blue sport shirt while reflecting upon your own greatness. Now think about life, money and all the ways that your portfolio is changing the world.

Of course the first thing you will want to do is tweet about it, but in only 140 characters? The brilliance of a mind like yours can not possibly be contained within 140 characters. Rules are for the common person, not for you. Not for a person with Pmarc App, the best tweet storming tool ever made in history.

With one hand on your Blue Bottle coffee and the other on your iOS device (universal by the way) you can start sharing your thoughts like never before. No limits, no rules, just the cool breeze of success blowing on your head.

As well, you can use Pmarc App while riding in an Uber or Lyft on the way to a board meeting or squash tournament. Please avoid posting while in your Tesla. Do not use inside of Facebook headquarters because Pmarc App does not currently support Facebook. Pilots of aircraft should avoid using Pmarc App while flying. There are many possible uses of Pmarc App.

----- Why Tweet Storm at all? ----

Lets face it, you have a lot to say and 140 characters is never enough to say it. Sure you could condense your thoughts or pick a different and more appropriate medium to write your novela, but Tweet Storming is fun and you become a big piece of all of your followers feeds!

Big is good, small is bad. Think of Tweet Storming as the Incredible Hulk of Twitter, except its for bald guys in khakkis who enjoy nothing more than crushing dreams while sipping a soy latte.

---- What does Pmarc stand for? Does Pmarc reference anybody in particular? ----

Pmarc stands for "Pontificate Masterfully And Reach Commoners"

Pmarc App is not endorsed by or in any way associated with any individual outside of the amazing development team. The egghead logo is a fictional character, any similarity to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.